- Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
- Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
How did I never…….I’m going to go over here and cry in shame now….
SO THAT’S WHERE THAT CAME FROM
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Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes
tonight i’m feeling aristocats.
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if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc
- the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
- if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real
you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate
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i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind
Reblogging against just because these are the best tweets I have ever seen xp
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